i am the queen

im sophia and i take too many selfies
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clamjob:

the best graduation speech ever

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

cakejam:

when u want something but the price just too much

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nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

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